21 10 / 2014

Wow my parents should get an award for how shitty they can make their kids feel

21 10 / 2014

i know they want what’s best for me, but that doesn’t make it hurt less

21 10 / 2014

dead-sarah:

I’m watching you like this

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and this

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and maybe even like this

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(via surprisebitch)

21 10 / 2014

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(Source: spoopyhelldream, via d0nn0)

21 10 / 2014

  • 1: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
  • 2: laughs
  • 1: I am the worst human being alive
  • 1: I stole that
  • 1: I don't deserve to be in existence
  • 1: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
  • 1: I should never speak again

21 10 / 2014

21 10 / 2014

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via okay)

20 10 / 2014

d0gbl0g:

thecutestofthecute:

Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!

:}

(via handjob)

20 10 / 2014

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

(Source: astound, via refreshes)

20 10 / 2014

lamonogatari:

holybikinisbatman:

pragtergeist:

chenyakumo:

nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this

SCREAMING

….this is….oddly….good??????????????

i’ve been waiting for this

(via sniffing)